I had an idea for a TV show so I contacted Dr Gillian McKeith to ask her to present it.
Hi Gillian!
Me have um TV Show Idea which me um thinkum you mightum be wanting to present!
My Name is Spike Tanner, I um hot shot producer from um TV Station “The Red Indian Network”.
As you know, us um red Indians have um two um big problems
1. alcoholism
2. fat woman folk
I thought we might combine um these two um things and um make um a TV show!
the idea is that we take um 5 red Indian squaws who are um slightly overweight but with the pretty faces i.e. F.I.L.Fs (fatties I would like to fuck).
We then put un in um big teepee and tell them that they are um not allowed any food whatsoever for 3 weeks to eat! All we allow them is to drink the alcohol, any alcoholic drink of they choosing.
We then follow them as they spend a protracted period in a drunken stupor, falling in and out of low rent bars and seedy night clubs. Then at the end of the three week period we weigh all five women and whoever has lost the most weight gets to decide what footage of them we use in the show. The rest we stitch up like um kipper as you English like to say.
Me thinkum this will be um BIG HIT as it has everything! For the women folk it has weight loss stuff which um they like um, for the men folk it have um reasonably attractive women grossly inebriated and (hopefully) making ill advised decision vis-a-vis unprotected casual sex!
So what do you say McKeith? If you want we can have you poke about the girls turds in and around episode 4 but you will need to give us advance notice on that one so we can feed them Guinness all day so there’s something worthwhile coming out their shucks.
Anyway, hope to hear from you soon.
Loveum your workum,
Spike Tanner
