Ever since the death of Chris Benoit I have become a huge fan of Vince McMahon’s WWE so I decided to send him a little letter.
Hello Vince McMahon,
I just had to write to let you know how much I love your show.
I think it is great, it’s like totally like soo the best show on TV.
My favourite current wrestle is Skywind Johnston, why come he no be on your show more?
My favourite wrestle of all timed is Kurt Cobain, he was BRILLIANT! That move he did where he grabbed the other boys by the
hair and then shouted real loud in their ear, and then they would get a sore
head, was brilliant! Why come he no be on your show no more?
He was very good.
You know who you should get on your show? That Maya Angelou, I just positively ADORE her poetry, she really captures what it means to be a woman, know what I mean.
She does do TV shows, I have seen her on TV shows before so it shouldn’t be too hard for you guys to get her on the show (maybe offer her some of that sweet cash money?).
I even know how you could get her on the show, you could have one of the wrestlers (one of the fat ones would be best) reading one of her books and then the other wrestlers could make fun of him and
call him a sissy and then Maya would come in and scold them and tell them they shouldn’t be making fun of him. She would then tell
the other wrestlers one of her poems and they would all see the error of their ways.
And it would encourage kids to read so you do have an moral obligation to have her on the show.
Anyway, bye bye!
Spike
p.s. don’t have Maya on your show next week as I am away to my Uncle Ted’s house on holidays for a week and he don’t have cable.
Have her on the following week, I’m back by then.
