The BBC are currently covering The Reading Festival.
This annoys me greatly so I was compelled to contact with the following complaint.
Dear BBC,
I wish to complain in the strongest terms possible about your abhorrent coverage of the Reading (so called) Festival. I was absolutely disgusted by your choice of bands to broadcast to the nation.
First up was Razorlight. An ignorant conglomerate of clearly drugged up ne’er-do-wells, their bland, tepid, uninspiring tuneless dirges are an out an out disgrace and mock the memory of poor John Lennon who probably thanks his lucky stars he was shot in the face before that worthless shower had formed a group. By far the most offensive member of the band was their lead singer Jonny Bore-ll. If the Arnold Schwartzenegger character in Twins had of been replaced by Oscar Wilde, Bore-ll would have been a shoe-in for the Danny Devito role. He truly is a horrendous specimen of mankind and his unbelievable smugness in his negligible musical talents somehow makes you think Al Qaeda may have a point in wanting to destroy the west if thousands of westerners are prepared to stand in a muddy field to watch this poppinjay bark out his songs.
Then you had a band by the name of Enter Shikari. My God, have the English middle classes sunk so low that they now want to make American “Sports Metal” their own? What a pathetic unlistenable deluge of dung that was.
The feeble, spindly members of this band dressed in garish “punch me” attire flounced around the stage with all the intensity of a contented cat. It’s as if someone had discovered an antidote to punk rock and injected it into a group of trainee accountants and asked them to “act wacky”.
I demand no more coverage of this band EVER be allowed on your network.
Finally, to add insult to injury(!) this whole debacle was Edith Bowman. My God, surely there must be someone in the BBC that understands that abasic criteria Broadcaster is someone who is able to communicate to to masses of people? This vacuous bint should me made to trawl through recordings of her broadcasts and forced to find an single utterance by herself which has even a smidgen of interest to anyone who hasn’t been crippled by a brain rotting disease. She truly is worthless in every manner, shrill voiced, physically repellent, ugly and stupid in a way that somehow fails to be annoying but instead just outright annoys.
Sack her. Sack her now.
In summary everyone in your organisation should be ashamed of yourselves and you should self flagellate in penance at the direction you are pointing the youth of today.
For shame BBC. FOR SHAME!!
